NAME: Jacob AKA: Turkey ROLE: Hansel LOCATION: the dark side of the moon I AM INTO: hair care products, myself, the drums, girls FAVORITE MUSIC: Classic Rock (esp. Zeppelin, The Who, Sabbath), Placebo, Old School Green Day, Linkin Park LEAST FAVORITE MUSIC: Country. Not a big fan. FAVORITE MOVIE(S): Hedwig, Pan's Labyrinth, Peter Pan, TMNT, Breakfast Club, Crybaby, Waiting for Guffman, Spinal Tap FAVORITE TV SHOW(S): Degrassi (been watching it since I was 11), The Office, So you think you can dance, The next Best Thing THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE IS: You expect me to pick just one?!? FAVORITE FOOD: Pumpkin Pie with like 1000 scoops of ice cream FAVORITE DRINK: Apple Jones Soda FAVORITE SMELL: Girls hair (after they shower) FAVORITE EUPHEMISM: Passed on I ROCK AT: Drumming and doing my hair PET PEEVE: Loud sneezes I HAVE A COLLECTION OF: Pogs, like 2 bottles full THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER STOLEN WAS: Someone's dignity I WILL NEVER, EVER EAT: I actually eat everything MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY IS ENTITLED: From one hair to another TV CHARACTER I COULD SWEAR WAS STOLEN FROM MY LIFE: Michael from the office PETS: four dogs- Maggie, Richie, Wally, Tilly. Tootles the Ferret, Tinkerbell the Lizard, Peter the fish TATTOOS: None yet. FAVORITE WEBSITE: www.funnyjunk.com IN CAST SINCE: Oh gawd, '04 maybe? FAVORITE QUOTE: "What color is that red fire truck?" -Peter Griffen OCCUPATION: Hot ass student